YOUR BROLYMPIC IX STARTING LINE UPS- PART TWO

As detailed in Part One- this year's Starting Line Ups are flashing back to the guys first taste of commercial success.

Let's get a look at the defending champs!

Unnaturally effective at the bowling alley, a mayfly family will go through six generations in the time it takes one of his rolls to reach the pins, let's hear it for:

He's loaded for bear this Brolympics, with a combined ABV stash that is higher than most third world countries.  He's the commish for a reason, let's say hey to:

He would be fine if Brolympics was a best of 64 Super Tecmo bowl tournament, add unlimited Ellio's and he'd need to change his pants.  Let's give a warm BROIX hand to: 

This guy appears and disappears like the Candyman at every Brolympics and he frequently shits log cabins made of slim jims.  Only one of those things may be true.  Let's give it up for:

He'll obliterate your genitalia with one errant soccer shot, but let's all hope for the best.  You best cover yo nutz for:

Well, there you have it!  Another year of spending waaaaaaaay too much time scouring the internet for the best pics of our Bro-Athletes.  Best of luck to all our competitors, enjoy the games!