Early Friday morning, the Commish documented the calm before the storm:
Things would be significantly less tranquil hours later.
As bro-athletes started to roll into HQ, they were met w/ a sniff and sometimes nip of the crotch by the official four legged friend of The Brocho. Another fun, unofficial game is to see how much stuff 9 extra dudes can cram into Bro HQ.
Weaver, Ty, Deluca and Chris started the Friday festivities with an 8:30 a.m. tee time. Things got off to a rocky start when the foursome realized that the Hornitos was forgotten. It was a real Kevin McCallister situation.
Although Chris was trying to compensate by consuming a Busch Light per hole. Three hours into the round, perhaps the funniest phrase ever uttered at a Brolympics was unleashed...by the Course Ranger.
SCRAMBLE
After a lunch at the always reliable Iron Valley Clubhouse, the scramble tee'd off at 1:30 p.m. We split into three groups of three.
Group One- Weaver, Chris and Mike E. - unofficial team name "Team Werno"
Group Two- Ty, Rose and Nate- unofficial team name "Team Leg Day"
Group Three- Chad, Anthony, and Steve- unofficial team name "Team SAC"
I don't have a lot of news from the other trios, but Team Werno had plenty of documentation. I don't golf that much, is a triple bogey in a scramble good? Here we are paying our appropriate dues for our combined ineptitude.
Much later, and possibly unrelated...sometime between the 15th and 16th, I heard a hellacious thump, turned around and witnessed this:
Weav dumped Chris face first into the hill. Unfortunately only caught the aftermath. Weav felt pretty bad about it too- "My abs are injured from laughing". Some other less painful pics from the afternoon:
MONKEY!
Another pic of Weav and his shitty form. What a loser.
I'm out of captions...how about, Upper Allen man surprise humps Georgia man's ear? Georgia man has no complaints.
Nate effectively keeping the rowdy gallery quiet.
Busch Light's stock always sky rockets in September/ October for some reason.
Hoooooooooorn....
...itos!
This is what +9 through 15 looks like.
Ultimately the trio of (insert your own memory) was triumphant, and everyone headed back to the club house for the pre-selection show meal. Another great afternoon spent on the links with this crew.
PROP BETS:
- Longest Drive Hole #1- Mike E.
- First in Sand Trap: Weaver
- First to Lose Ball: Anthony
- First Player to Complete Par: Mike E.
- First Hornitos Side Bet: Over/Under Hole 3.5- Over (Hole 4)
UP NEXT:
- Pool Time
- Selection Show
- Hot Tub Time Machine
- Georgia Jet Lag
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