YOUR BROLYMPIC IX STARTING LINE UPS- PART ONE

As you can imagine, entering year nine, our bro-athletes are in high demand. Public appearances, ribbon cuttings, kissing babies, bonging malt beverages, etc. To celebrate this year's starting line ups, lets take a look back at some of the fellas early advertising work.

First up are the 2017 runner ups-

He purchases golf equipment like a doomsday prepper hoards canned goods, let's hear it for:

This Bro-Prepper's biggest nemesis has been a combination of driveways and gravity, let's give it up for: 

This bro prefers his competition on the side of the house, but let's hope he's not doing some porcelain praying this year.  Give some big ups for:

Creator of the Joose/ Crossfit program, this competitor is one Saquon Barkley tattoo away from getting his punch card filled.  Let the bodies hit the floor for: 

Last but not least... this competitor strives for a healthy life balance.  That's why he swears by Hornitos on the front nine and Tanteo on the back.  Give it up for:

Best of luck to these guys getting another taste from the cup. 

Up Next: The Defending Champs