Update O'Clock- Part III

Event 5.5: VAN RIDE HOME
By this time of the day I'm not saying it was an emergency to get food in our stomachs, but Sally Struthers was this close to filming a commercial for us set to a sad Sarah McLachlan song.  Thankfully our trusty van driver steered us to the double whammy of Sheetz and Five Guys.  The van split like one of Motz's teeth as we stumbled towards each location.

Not sure what the bigger upset would have been...running into Gisele Bundchen at Five Guys, or Ty NOT getting yelled at for drinking beer in line.  Side note: Is it any surprise Gisele frequents Five Guys?  She clearly loves big meaty sandwiches and clearly she married some dude that would rather prance through wildflower fields wearing his sissy ugg boots, than fire up the grill and satisfy his super model wife's meaty cravings.  Are you reading between the lines?

Fine, I'll spell it out for you.  Gisele would have date raped me if she ran into me there.  (sorry Amy, I swear I was just grabbing for the fries). 

(also can you blame her?)

Event Six: FOOTBALL TOSS
This new event was probably more fun to make than the actual event was to execute.  Maybe we can incorporate some sort of woodworking event into BROIV.

I'm not entirely sure what happened at this event.  I know the board took a beating and not many people scored.  It's probably because most people were aiming for six holes as opposed to one. (Not unlike the oddly specific "Co-ed college swingers orgy party" porn.)  I'm lead to believe that Lewis was mostly successful as far as making a throw or two.  Team Green is in big trouble, as Team Maroon puts another notch on their bedpost.

Team Maroon: 5                 Team Green: 1

Event Seven: CORNHOLE

In a stunning turn of events, Cornhole was over in the blink of an eye.  The match ups were unclear, the scores are unrecorded.  All that anyone remembers is that it was a bloodbath.  Mike E. and Chad were essentially the Cornhole version of NBA Jams, because we were on FIRE.  You may say we pulled a Lewis from Brolympics II, only we started and finished the game in about 4 throws.  MVP's and event score pictures stopped being recorded a couple events ago, so we took matters into our own hands:

Team Maroon: 5           Team Green: 2

Event 7.5: GOLF COURSE

The evening took an unexpected pit stop when we spilled onto the golf course.  I believe we all took a few swings. I know the ball I hit took a hard right off my club and disappeared into some golf vortex never to be seen again.  I suppose there's a chance it landed in a hole, but even for an exaggerated blog post, that seems unlikely.  Luckily I wasn't alone in my ineptitude.  This many bad cuts haven't been witnessed since sequestration forced the school for the blind and barber school to combined enrollment. 

Coming next!! This extendo recap finally comes to a stirring conclusion.  With the help of a huge morale rally, (and perhaps the drinking events) Team Green makes a run at making this close...and hey, where'd Chris go?