Update O'Clock- Part II

Team Maroon found themselves up 2-1.  Meanwhile Jack Bauer infiltrated the Chinese Consulate, disarmed a suitcase nuke, smoked out a mole in CTU, interrogated that mole with lamp wires and a dull spoon, and successfully evaded all cougar traps...all before breakfast.  Unfortunately his daughter did not fair as well...

Event 3.5: POST HORSESHOES DRINKING

Here we witness the three levels of warming up for Basketball...shirtless dancing, more drinking and what I can only assume is some sort of confrontational smack talking.

Event Four: BASKETBALL

 It took three years, but we had our first cluster eff of an event.  Unsurprisingly Mike E. succumbed to the unseasonably warm temps, copious beverages and poor genetics conditioning that lead to his annual leg cramps.  Stephen Hawking would have been more effective boxing out a Brownie pack.  Team Maroon was just toying with Team Green.  Sensing a complete blow out, the Brolympic Gods intervened for some unintentional, team on team violence. 

Motz's face dove in front of Lewis's forearm as if he was Kevin Costner protecting Whitney Houston from an overzealous fan.  What resulted was a 15-20 min delay as phone calls were made to dentists and bandages were applied.  Motz being the warrior that he is, re-entered the game as the incident did nothing to slow the wave of momentum and Team Maroon easily handled Team Green in Basketball for the third year in a row. 

Motz's Wallet: 0    Motz's Dental Coverage: $$$

Team Maroon: 3                    Team Green: 1

Event Five: BOWLING

 After a surely comfortable conversation between our favorite van driver and her co-pilot, we arrived at the bowling alley without any mobile drinking heroics.  In a turn of events that we should no longer be surprised by, the bowling ally essentially had some left over bags of nachos that they sold us at four and a half times the reasonable rate and not the bar feast we were hoping for.  Being the consummate professionals, we did not let this speed bump deter us from our beverage limits or shockingly crazy accurate performances. 

Maroon took the first round with a score of 684 - 638.  Green took the second round 604 - 591.  Oh hey...remember those rules we came up for Horseshoes?  Yeah, we decided to go that route for this event as well.  This meant Team Green had to win the final set by 60 points.  60 points is about 7 frames worth of points for their average bowlers.  Team Maroon left little doubt, and bowled absolutely out of their minds.  Despite Team Green's career best performances from many of their players, their 670 pts. did not even tap the sack of Team Maroon's 701!!!

The Brolympics Commission thought about testing Team Maroon from some performance enhancing drugs, but they were pretty confident all the tequila would mask the results.  Also, other unnamed prop bets were covered during this event. (wink, wink)

Team Maroon:  4              Team Green: 1

Up next...introducing a new event, cornhole domination (heh heh) and a side trip to the golf course.