Update O'Clock- Part IV

Dickheads, this tomfoolery has gone on long enough. Let's finish this:

Event 8: FLIP CUP

The aftermath of the Lord of the Rings-like journey to the golf course was ugly.  People were semi-comatose ready drop over in Brolympic HQ.  There were blasphemous whispers of cutting corners/ skipping events/ female circumcisions.  Then out of no where, a pep talk/ questioning of manhood/ murderous threat from Chris woke everyone the eff up.  Needless to say, it was very effective.

Everyone rallied big time.  What started as a best of three, turned into a best of five, which then turned into the standard best of seven rounds of flip cup.  It was glorious.  Unfortunately there is more footage of the Kennedy assassination than there is of this event.  Team Green wins perhaps their best event (historically) as they attempt to provide the kagels to this days events and make the score tighter. 

                                         Team Maroon: 5               Team Green: 3

Event 9: SUPER BEER PONG

Flip Cup put a hurting on a couple contestants.  If one is to believe folklore and/or wikipedia maybe half the participants were able to drink their fair share during beer pong.  While everyone else acted like they were knocked up and drank for two.  I know I was getting thirsty again by this time of the evening and welcomed the additional pilsner.  While others delicate palates prevented them from drinking the prepared pong cups and resorted to drinking out of their thermos of Busch Light to keep things fair.

Point proven.

Some emergency pizzas were ordered, but it was too late.  The night devolved into the Vancouver Riots.  The fire ring was moved from down in the yard up to the driveway...lit, like an Olympic Brolympic Torch.  Objects and booze where being sacrificed to the fire.  I think I saw a goats head at some point. (unconfirmed)  I just assumed Rossello was shooting a video for Disturbed.  Somewhere along the way Team Green kept their streak alive and made event ten a pivotal match up.

                                         Team Maroon: 5               Team Green: 4

Event Ten: NES SPORTS CHALLENGE

If things were getting fuzzy four events ago, than the likelihood of anything factual coming from this part of the recap is highly unlikely.  All but the fact that we had a participant go MIA.

Half way through the event we noticed Chris was missing.  He was up soon, so I went outside looking for him.  He was nowhere to be found.  Climbing inside the mind of an animal, I tried to figure out where I would go if I was him.  This lead my hunt to the woods behind Brolympic HQ, where I received some good news and some not so great news.  The good news was that I got to third base with a knotty red maple, the bad news being Chris was nowhere to be found.  Simultaneously satisfied and dejected, I returned inside to find that it was my turn.  

During my turn, Chris was stumbled upon like a dead hooker on Law & Order: SVU.  Many tried to revive him.  The fans where chanting his name, but he eventually was counted out as if Rowdy Roddy Piper had just had his way with him.  Two years in a row, and the Erno cousins are answers to surprising prop bets. (So what?  We leave it all on the field...sometimes literally)

Back to the event at hand.  Since Chris could not compete, a call to the bullpen was made and Rossello had to compete again...and for the symmetry of it all, he faced off against Motz in a similar situation to last year...only this time it was in PRO WRESTLING.  I wish I had video...or a thread of memory of how close the match really was.  All I know is Motz put Rose on his back 1-2-3, and that was it. 

                                         Team Maroon: 6               Team Green: 4

Back to back to back, THREE-PEAT CHAMPIONS- TEAM MAROON!  

As always, it was a blast.  Thanks again for another great year.  Stay tuned for feedback needed for BROIV.  I've had somethings in the hopper since the day after BROIII.  Needless to say, BROIV should be better than ever.