Friday night winds down with the annual selection show. Each round was like a taping of Oprah, as swag upon swag upon swag was showered down from the heavens. On top of the standard edition team shirts, Bros walked away with sweet custom golf balls from the Commish, incredibly thoughtful shirts from Rose, Tumblers, and the first ever Brolympics socks. The Virtual WCW was also back this year. Here are some of the highlights:
As if our day wasn't long enough, we managed to squeeze in an insanely dangerous round of Stumps, Darts and Billiards.
PROP BETS:
- Rose New Tattoo: No
- First to Close out Number in Darts: Mike E.
- First to Bull: Lewis
- First to Break Tip: Deluca
- First to Miss Board: Chris
- First Ball Sunk: Striped
- First to Scratch: Chris
- First to Sink Nail in Stumps: Ty
- First to Swing and Miss Nail in Stumps: Weaver
SATURDAY
Saturday morning is typically a slow start, as we're left to question the previous 48 hours of decisions. It also means the arrival of our last Bro-athlete, and the beginning of the games proper. Yet the games cannot begin without Rose's annual a.m. funneling.
OPENING CEREMONIES
With his head to the heavens and his esophagus fully dilated, Rose attempted to get the under of 5.5 seconds. Age catches up with us all, as it continues to with this proud competitor as he hit the over for the second time in two years.
Our AM goodbye to sobriety.
EVENT ONE: BEER PONG
After a Team Erno four year win streak at this event, Team Fugate finally found the win column last year. Will they be able to make it two years in a row? As is often the case, this opening event would be a back and forth affair.
Pictured- Chris unleashing his distraction-airy tactics.
Mid event, Weav found time to take Chuck to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. They had the time of their lives.
Whoaaaaaa Chuck...hand check.
As you may have guessed, they consummated their relationship.
This reviewer is not familiar with the gestation period of a Chuck/Weav bang sesh, but we're expecting a litter any day now. We're crazy excited for some Mogs at BRO-X...they're their own best friends.
With one of Team Erno's anchors sexually exhausted, Team Fugate took advantage of the opening. <insert Michael Scott, "That's What She Said"> Lead by Nate, with an event high 5 sunk shots, they took down pong for the second year in a row.
Sunk Shot Results:
Team Fugate Team Erno
Lewis - 2 Chris- 4
Nate- 5 Weaver- 2
Deluca- 2 Mike E.- 3
Motz- 4 Rose- 1
Ty- 1 Chad- 2
PROP BETS:
- Most Sunk Shots: Nate
- Most Sunk Shots, Over/Under 4.5: Over
- MVP: Nate
TEAM FUGATE 1 - TEAM ERNO 0
UP NEXT:
- Shoe upset?
- Cornhole explosion
- Rose visits BALCO labratories
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