FRIDAY A.M.
After a dinner on the town and some beverages, the bathroom was in high demand first thing in the morning. Unfortunately for us all, the downstairs throne was inoperable due to the power still being out. What. A. Disaster. Some early morning business may have already transpired in the bathroom, yet the toilet was not interested in taking that specific transaction. I was sweat pacing, as I had an appointment myself, and was at least second in the morning cue. Driving to the golf course was beginning to sound like a prudent option.
We eventually went upstairs to see what was what and bumped into the sleep deprived, jet lagged, hornitos craving Commish. He got the generator going and HQ had some temporary reprieve. Bowels rejoiced.
The fellas from downstairs clocked in at 7:30 a.m. for the day, as others finished their a.m.business meetings. Everyone started to form like Voltron down at Iron Valley, as miraculously we didn't miss our tee time.
Prop bets were monitored.
An unofficial ball hunt was conducted.
Prop bets continued to be monitored...although at a cost.
Believe it or not, some golf was played as well.
We like big putts and we cannot lie.
Pictured: A six part series documenting a Team Ernogasm
Thirty-six holes provided more laughs and good times than can be properly documented, and Team Erno took down the afternoon scramble.
PROP BETS:
- Longest Drive from Hole #1: Weaver
- First Sand Trap: Mike E.
- First to Lose Ball: Nate
- First to Complete Par or Better for Team: Mike E.
- Closest Drive to Pin on Hole 5: Weaver
- Teams that don't land on the green on Hole 5, Over/ Under .5: Over
- Combined Lost Balls on 7, Over/ Under 2.5: Over
- First Hole w/ Hornitos, Over/ Under 3.5: Under...WAY Under.
- Number of Busch Lights for Chris, Over/ Under 11.5: WAY Over.
- Team Winning Score, Over/ Under Par 3.5: Under
- First Quote on Quote Board, Over/ Under 8.5 syllables: Under
UP NEXT:
- Selection Show
- Opening Ceremony
- Chuck Gets Frisky
- Rose Gets Beefy at the Derby
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