Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Starting Lineups


Introducing your 2012 Brolympic Participants!

From the two time defending champs the Maroon Team:

- A polyamorous PA Sports Fan, transplanted from Shiremanstown to Beaver Falls; like C & C Music Factory his cross over dribble will make you go hmmm...let's hear if for #6

ANTHONY DELUCA!!!

- He's had more schooling than I will have in three life times; when he's not saving lives, he's ending them...on the Grid Iron...let's give a warm brolympic welcome to our site host #20

TYLER FUGATE!!!

- A Graduate of the Dick Trickle Driving Academy w/ a masters in Craigslist and Golden Tee; He's a Real American, so eat your vitamins and say your prayers for #13


STEVE LEWIS!!!

- A not so closet Disney officianado; he'll put one by you in net faster than you can say "hey foxymophandlemama that's me"; he may trade a kidney for a slim jim, let's give it up for #10

MIKE MOTZ!!!

- A fan of the Steel City, Tequila, and Kicking Ass; His biceps could lead to HGH testing for next years events; He's prolific for making Brolympic Babies, let's just hope it's not during Corn Hole! Introducing # 26

NATE PIGOTT!!!

And now the runner up for the past two years, The Green Team:

- Never afraid to stir things up; he eats grizzly and shits flannel; he'll be raining ringers like he's pissing busch light; and you wouldn't like him when he's angry, lets hear it for Big E himself, #40
CHRIS ERNO!!!

- Pound for pound our hairiest competitor;  blood like marinara; a five meal athlete at the top of his game, ladies and gentleman get those fannies off your seats for #17

MIKE ERNO!!!

- He'll be flashing leather like Jessie Spano in Showgirls; dropping deuces like it's his job; a Canadian and Arena Football league savant, give it up for #43

CHAD LENTZ!!!

- Representing the dirty south, professional Joose connoisseur and fantasy nascar legend; he'll be giving the paparazzi plenty of eye candy; so lets turn up the Octane for #22
DAVE ROSSELLO!!!

- He'll sleep in your daughter's bed and then vomit from it; a professional bathroom re-decorator; and this teams only glimmer of something called stamina, let's extend a warm brolympic welcome to #27

DAVE WEAVER!!!

Congratulations you're all winners*

*except for 50% of you


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