Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Event Horizon


Alrighty ladies...it's almost go time.  We are about 11 days from an event so glorious, that even the slightest whisper of it's name, makes panty soup.


With out further ado, here is the event list and estimated times/ locations:

EVENTS:
  • 7:50 a.m. - Opening Ceremonies- Cornwall Borough Hockey Rink 
           

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Try and get your lazy ass to the park by around 7:50 a.m.  Sleep at Ty's if you want an extra hour of sleep, or pitch a tent in center field. (not a euphemism*)  

*definitely a euphemism
  • 8:00 a.m. - Street Hockey (Cornwall Borough Park)
         - 5 on 5
         - Three, 15 minute periods
  • 9:30 a.m. - Home Run Derby (Cornwall Borough Park)
         - whiffle ball
         - 1 round per person (cumulative home runs per team)
         - 10 outs per person (any swing that isn't home run= out)

  • 10:30 a.m. - Horse Shoes (Cornwall Borough Park)
         - Two simultaneous games in baseball infield
         - Games to 21, win by 2
         - 3 games total, 1 player plays two games (this player cannot play two games in future events)
         - Cumulative score of all three games determines winner of event
  • 11:45 a.m. - Basketball (Cornwall Elementary School)
         - One full court game to 21 points



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  • 1:30 p.m.  - Thirsty Van Ride to Bowling Alley (pick up at Ty's).  Will be eliminating times from break down for rest of day after this, as the day is meant to take us where it will. 
  • Bowling (Cedar Lanes Bowling Alley)
          - Bring Cash for three games and for food/drinks
          - Cumulative score from all three games determines winner of event. 
  • Inaugural Football Toss (Ty's House)
          - Three different size holes.  Largest hole = 1 pt. Medium hole = 2 pt. Smallest hole = 5 pt. 
          - Each player will funnel beer, then have 10 throws to score as many points as possible.
          - Cumulative team score determines winner.
  • Cornhole (Ty's House)
          - Three games
          -  Games to 21, win by 2
          - 3 games total, 1 player plays two games (cannot be same person that went twice for horseshoes)
          - Cumulative score of all three games determines winner of event
  • Flipcup (Ty's House)
         - 5 on 5
         - Best of 7
         - Mostly standard beers and amounts in cups
  • Super Beer Pong (Ty's House)
          - Minimum of 15 cups used.  Standard beer pong rules.
  • NES Sports Challenge (Ty's House)
          - Random names pulled to determine who plays which game
          - Potential games (Pro Wrestling, Double Dribble, Blades of Steel, RBI Baseball, Super Tecmo Bowl)
          - Top Loader NES System Making an appearance this year
  •  Lord Manly Cup Presentation (assuming anyone is conscious)  
***As always, events, times and rules subject to change as we collectively think of more bad ass ideas***

PS MFers -Updates to come on who is bringing what, unbelievable bowel movements and your ten day weather forecast.  

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