BROCHO RECAPABLES- Part Three

As everyone was wrapping up back at Iron Valley, Ty and Mike E. trekked back to HQ to set up the selection show.  Proof that the competition committee is always brainstorming, the Commish had a last minute "Know Your Rose" idea that was easily incorporated into the show.  Mike E. burning up after a hot one on the golf course made a beeline for the pool. Neighbors thought a new pope was elected, but that was just the steam rising from his loins.

Enjoy a walk down memory lane with some highlights from the selection show:

As the first player randomly selected for Beer Pong, Nate was called to the stage to receive his jersey. He was the first person to get a look at the Official BROVIII Shirts. From that moment on, we were very much playing with the boys for the remainder of the weekend. 

          

Some new games were introduced

No one really knows what's under those towels. 

The previously mentioned last minute addition to the show.

Couldn't decide on "Hairclub for Men Ad" or "two extras that got cut out of American History X". 

More towel mystery.

Bonus T time!

A lot of excitement was in the air for the return of volleyball.  A surefire controversy free event!

A very solemn moment was held for our first in memoriam. Please hold your applause to the end.

          

Every time Rose whips his shirt off, he has a surprise in store. 

Speaking of surprises...

We tested out some new suggested games during selection show.

Third base coach, in his element, educating the intricacies of a ridiculously fun new game.

Though not played during selection show, this game may make an appearance yet this weekend. #foreshadowing

Unclear of what's going on here.  Getting swole before the tat reveal?

Unfortunately jet lag and an unknown arthropod overtook our southern friend. 

The handsome fella in the back row will not be so cheeky in 24 hours. 

Beyond the selection show, there was plenty of dude hot tubbing, a surprise rod hockey match up with us as the players, night swimming and plentiful beverages.

PROP BETS:

• Winner CV vs. Bishop McDevitt: CV
• Winner Mechanicsburg vs. Northern: Mechanicsburg
• Total TD's Temple vs. UMass. Over/Under 9.5: Under
• Selection Show Start Time. Over/ Under 8:30 p.m.: Under
• Bro-Athlete No Shows for Selection Show. Over/ Under 1.5: Under
• First to Make Quote Board: Chris
• Number of Bro-Athletes in Hot Tub at One Time. Over/Under 5.5: Under

UP NEXT:

• Birthday Boy Breakfast Chef
• Opening Ceremony
• Ponging w/ Charlie
• It's So Damn Hot

B9 Forecast

Forecast o'clock.  72 degrees still sounds like pool weather to me. Bring your neoprene or grow a set.

BROLYMPIC IX PROP BET EXTRAVAGANZA

The wait is finally over.  Time to squeeze some time into your busy schedule and answer a very brief seventy-six question prop bet document.  So tell your kids to read their own GD bedtime story or wipe their own asses, and get to it. 

BROIX PROP BET EXTRAVAGANZA

For scramble questions, I believe everyone is golfing except for Mike M.  Finally, do a fella a favor and get some answers back to me by Monday morning, Sept. 17th. Enjoy you degenerates!

YOUR BROLYMPIC IX STARTING LINE UPS- PART TWO

As detailed in Part One- this year's Starting Line Ups are flashing back to the guys first taste of commercial success.

Let's get a look at the defending champs!

Unnaturally effective at the bowling alley, a mayfly family will go through six generations in the time it takes one of his rolls to reach the pins, let's hear it for:

He's loaded for bear this Brolympics, with a combined ABV stash that is higher than most third world countries.  He's the commish for a reason, let's say hey to:

He would be fine if Brolympics was a best of 64 Super Tecmo bowl tournament, add unlimited Ellio's and he'd need to change his pants.  Let's give a warm BROIX hand to: 

This guy appears and disappears like the Candyman at every Brolympics and he frequently shits log cabins made of slim jims.  Only one of those things may be true.  Let's give it up for:

He'll obliterate your genitalia with one errant soccer shot, but let's all hope for the best.  You best cover yo nutz for:

Well, there you have it!  Another year of spending waaaaaaaay too much time scouring the internet for the best pics of our Bro-Athletes.  Best of luck to all our competitors, enjoy the games!

YOUR BROLYMPIC IX STARTING LINE UPS- PART ONE

As you can imagine, entering year nine, our bro-athletes are in high demand. Public appearances, ribbon cuttings, kissing babies, bonging malt beverages, etc. To celebrate this year's starting line ups, lets take a look back at some of the fellas early advertising work.

First up are the 2017 runner ups-

He purchases golf equipment like a doomsday prepper hoards canned goods, let's hear it for:

This Bro-Prepper's biggest nemesis has been a combination of driveways and gravity, let's give it up for: 

This bro prefers his competition on the side of the house, but let's hope he's not doing some porcelain praying this year.  Give some big ups for:

Creator of the Joose/ Crossfit program, this competitor is one Saquon Barkley tattoo away from getting his punch card filled.  Let the bodies hit the floor for: 

Last but not least... this competitor strives for a healthy life balance.  That's why he swears by Hornitos on the front nine and Tanteo on the back.  Give it up for:

Best of luck to these guys getting another taste from the cup. 

Up Next: The Defending Champs

BROLYMPIC IX SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

FRIDAY AM:

- Golf (8:30 a.m.)

FRIDAY AFTERNOON:

- Scramble (2:30 p.m.)

FRIDAY NIGHT 

- Selection Show (? p.m.)

- Basement Golf

- Billiards

- Darts

- Stumps

SATURDAY- BROLYMPIC IX

- Super Beer Pong (8:30 a.m.)

- Horse Shoes (9 a.m.)

- Corn Hole (9 a.m.)

- Home Run Derby (10:15 a.m.)

- Soccer Shootout 2.0 (11 a.m.)

- Volleyball (12 noon)

- Van Arrives (1:30 p.m.)

- Bowling (2 p.m.)

- Three Point Shooout

- Foosball

- Pong Baseball

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