Brolympic 6 Recap- PART I

Welcome back to the greatest tradition in sports blogging (well, this sports blog), recapping the previous years event 11 months after the fact! Speaking of facts, zero percent of them will be checked in the writing of this article.  Truthfully, I strongly contemplated a mad-libs style recap so that you all could fill in some of the blanks.

THURSDAY NIGHT
Preoccupied with a Mets/Dodgers elimination game and still recovering from working on the island of misfit toys for the 2015 swag, I rolled into Brolympic Headquarters Thursday evening.  Upon arrival, I found a shell of a man waiting in the basement. BROV's MVP not only looked like he needed a three week vacation, he definitely could have benefited from at least 23 hugs (reach arounds optional).  I would have offered to give him at least one (hug...not reach around), but was unable to stand up because of the yard stick's length of wood I sprouted after the Mets 3-2 victory to advance to the NLCS.  Like a freshman cramming for a final, I spent the rest of the evening getting ready for the selection show and prop bet graphs*.

*testing IPAs

FRIDAY MORNING
Nate, Ty, Steve, Anthony, Mike E. and the always punctual Dave W. headed out for the early round of golf.  Also making an appearance:

HORNITOS!!!

(it's 10 a.m. somewhere)

 Not much to report on the golfing, other than the scenic pics and typical tomfoolery of the day:

At some point a prop bet was answered:

Hole 17!

No Italians were harmed during the filming of this segment.

GOLF PROP BETS

• Longest Drive Hole 1- Nate
• First Sand Trap- Mike E.
• First to Lose Ball- Ty
• Tequila Side Bets Over/Under 4.5- Over
• What Hole Will Rose Arrive- 17 (Which he guessed for himself- convenient) 

UP NEXT

• Selection Show
• Swag Presentation
• Saturday Morning Events
• More poorly constructed sentences and 3rd grade approved jokes