After about 10 hours on the course, a proper meal was necessary to adequately "prep" for the following day's events. Unfortunately the simple burger I ordered took longer than the Godfather epic.
I imagine after I ordered my meal, the staff went into some secret back room, put on some Mark Morrison, and excitingly watched a steer and cow get busy between the sheets. After a brief 283 day gestation period, my meal was born and casually put into a hyper incubator where it was then processed and turned into ground beef...only, after they finished sorting their favorite bazooka joe gum wrappers by plot believability. I'm being conservative in my estimating, but that's how long it felt.
Fortunately there was a guy playing a guitar to the greatest hits of our high school years, and didn't mind obnoxious requests from the bar. Can't imagine the bar gets that many sing-a-longs either. Shit we sounded good.
Selection Show;
Fireworks were set off. Swag was given out. Event orders were chosen. Games were played. Loopy was imbibed.
NEW SEGMENT- Words of Encouragement From our Broathlete Stuck at a Training in Chicago:
"You guys missed an intense conversation with an Asian Hawaiian at the bar in wheeling, IL (he's in my class). But, I did polish of 3 buckets of miller Light (minus 1 beer for the Asian Hawaiian) (5 beers per bucket = 15 beers minus 1 in 4.5 hours/brolympics ready) because, they don't stock Busch light NOR little beer shots (brolympic prop bet next year) - liqueur 43/ heavy whipping cream= delicious.
Text my ass tomorrow w/ updates. Heading "down town" Chicago at a HICK honky tonk bar after Saturday morning presentations. If my team loses tomorrow, I will skull f*ck all y'all.
Btw, incase u drunk bastards don't know, a lot of Hawaiians are Asians."
Opening Ceremonies:
First time ever not having the opening ceremonies by a hockey rink, nonetheless, I challenge anyone to say they still didn't get chills.
EVENT 1- Mega Beer Pong
First year opening event, Mega Beer Pong was not happy just getting us started with the day's games. It had to up the ante by having a cup of fireball instead of beer mixed in the layout of cups for each side. #weregeniuses
The battle went back and forth as one would imagine. The commish was having a rough morning, and if I remember correctly voluntarily drank some loopy to try and flush his system. Unfortunately for Team Red, they never got those last four cups off the table and Team Blue jumps out to an early 1-0 lead.
Team Blue clearly oblivious to the fact that there are still 10 more scheduled events for the day.
Stats (better use them now as they become non-existant later in the day):
-Sunk Shots-
Team Red Team Blue
Anthony- 2 Mike E.- 4
Ty- 0 Chad- 8 (including Fireball)
Steve- 5 (including FB) Dave R.- 3
Mike M.- 5 Dave W.- 6
Nate- 5
TEAM RED 0 - TEAM BLUE 1
Prop Bets:
- MVP/Most Sunk Shots- Chad
UP NEXT:
- HR Derby Heroics
- A Sloppy Horseshoe Battle
- A Memorable Goodbye to Cedar Lanes
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