BV Recap: Part VI

Heading back to Brolypmic HQ, Team Fugate found themselves up 5-2, heading into Event 6.  Being an even year, Mike E. survived the bus ride back without turning green.

EVENT SIX: Three Point Shoot-Out

Nate taking advantage of some down time in between shots. 

Ty opened the first round with home court advantage...would it pay off?! Well, technically depends on your definition of "pay off".  Ty knocks home 4 points and puts TF up 4-0.  Chris followed up for TE and put up 5 to give them the 5-4 lead.

Nate followed for TF, and scored 9 pts for the round.  Putting TF back in the lead 13-5. TE had their secret weapon up next and Chad did his best Reggie Miller impression and matched Nate's 9, keeping Team Erno with a one point lead:14-13.

Lewis, continuing his bonkers day, went and dropped a 10 spot on Team Erno.  Would Rose be able to match?  If by "able to match" you mean, dropping a fat deuce...then, yes.  Rose matched. Team Fugate 24 - 15.

Motz, the reason for the three point shoot-out, scored a respectable 7 points.  Mike E., pretty much having the opposite Brolympic trajectory of Lewis, dropped a fat deuce of his own, as this round was slipping away from TE.  Brolympics was begging to have a familiar feel to it.  31 - 17.

In case there was any doubt, Deluca Macho Man'd Team Erno and dropped an elbow from the top ropes, dropping 11 dimes in their face.  Weaver followed up with a six spot to finish as TE's second highest scorer this round.  Team Fugate wiped Team Erno off the pavement with a 41 - 23 shellacking to take round one.

Another highbrow moment from the weekend

Matching their round one performances, Ty sunk another 4 pts as Chris hit 5.  5-4 Team Erno.  Nate Followed with 7, and Chad sent home 5, as Team Fugate retook the lead, 11-10.

Lewis followed Nate's lead draining 7 points, and Rose stepped up and hit 8 from down town, tying this round at 18-18.

New three point vine?

Motz thought, "wow, a 7 spot sure seems like the way to go" and he too, scored 7 points for the Champs. Mike E., accidentally wore Larry Bird's bad back to the shoot out, and completely submarined any chances his team had at victory with a completely pathetic 1 point.  His team would have been better off if one of the piss mushrooms behind the basketball hoop were taking shots. Team Fugate up 25-19.

Prrrretty, prrrretty damp conditions.

Deluca once again iced the game for Team Fugate with a 9 point performance, as Weaver hit a very admiral 10 in garbage time.  Final score Team Fugate 34 - Team Erno 29.

Team Fugate 6 - Team Erno 2

*editorial note- I'm getting shell shock from reliving this again.  I'm going to have to invest in a sport psychologist, or at least get a fruit basket for my team.  Back to eating my feelings. 

 Prop Bets:
First Air Ball- Ty
MVP- researching
Number of Three-Pointers By One Shooter in One Round, Over/Under 8 1/2- researching
Most Three Pointers- researching

EVENT SEVEN- Football Toss 2.0
Football toss returned to Brolympics after a slight revamp, and a change from a plywood structure, to a tarp target area.  Please note, there is no documented footage of this event, or the set up.  The only thing remaining of this event is the pleasant memories it evokes and how perfectly behaved everyone was.

In the interest of time, lets get to the nitty gritty:
     
                        Round 1      Round 2
Motz                    4                 4
Chad                    7                 1
Nate                     5                 8
Weaver                 7               12 (zero controversy over this score)
Lewis                    8               14
Mike E.                 3                 3 (those piss mushrooms should probably have been on standby)
Anthony                5                10
Rose                     4                  4
Ty                         2                  8
Chris                     8                  6

Round 1- Team Fugate 24 - Team Erno 26
Round 2- Team Fugate  44 - Team Erno 26

I suppose we went overall score, because there doesn't appear to be a third round. Winner, winner, chicken dinner, Team Fugate.

Team Fugate 7 - Team Erno 2

Prop Bets

Most Points Scored: Lewis

MVP: Lewis

EVENT EIGHT- Cornhole

I feel like this may be out of order with football toss 2.0, but again, there's little documentation of this fan favorite. Either way I don't remember anyone breaking out the champagne, because at this point Team Fugate theoretically clinched their 5th straight championship.

I don't know the scores of any of these games, other than Ty and Lewis faced off against Chad and Weaver in one of the round one games, and supposedly came out on top.  Rose and Chris triumphed over Nate and Deluca, to force a round 3 tie-breaker with Motz and Deluca vs. Chad and Mike E.  For being an event tie-breaker, I don't remember many people paying attention.  There's was an unofficial conrhole game taking place next us that was garnering more attention.  The only reason this author has any recollection of this event is because he was absolutely on fire. The historically reliable cornhole duo (let's make t-shirts) of Mike E. and Chad disposed of Team Fugate to salvage a late day victory.

Sunk shot stats as follows (these are as reliable as the record keeping at this point of the day):

Deluca- 3                        Chris- 5

Ty- 3                              Mike E.- 9

Lewis- 5                         Chad- Nothing Recorded (seems unlikely)

Motz- Nothing Recorded  Rose- 6

Nate- 8                           Weaver- 3

Team Fugate 8 - Team Erno 3

Prop Bets:

Most Sunk Shots: Mike E.

MVP: Mike E. 

BROLYMPIC V CHAMPIONS- TEAM FUGATE

At this point, Brolympic 5 slowly disintegrated.  Team Erno favorites Flip Cup and Beer Pong were never played. Some how, we have no reaction shots from the champs, but plenty of reaction from the perpetual runner ups:

Despite efforts from the Erno cousins, particularly Mike E., to get to the other events, the official day was done.  Luckily there was still plenty of extra curricular activities remaining:

 Push up contests

 Moonshine Chugging

Becoming answers to prop bets

Misc. Prop Bets:

First Person Pass Out Over/Under 10:30 p.m. - Under

First Person to Pass Out- Rose

Number of Prop Bet Questions Answered Correctly Over/Under 31 1/2- Under

New Rose Tats Over/Under 1/2- Under

First to Puke- Weaver

# of Shirtless Players Over/Under 2 1/2- Over

Chris cans of Chew Over/Under 2 1/2- Over

Players partaking in Chris's Chew Over/Under 1/2- Over

Types of Alcohol Over/Under 4 1/2- Under

Most Event MVPs- Lewis

Not pictured, the transfer of the foosball table from the garage, carried in the dark through Ty's back yard, into the basement.  (still not the most dangerous thing carried in the dark through Ty's back yard, with the lit portable fire pit still claiming that top spot).  Other notables- Chris cooking some breakfast sausage up as a late evening treat.  Mike E. dunking said sausage in the moonshine/ using it as a garnish still trying to get passed out competitors to play drinking games, some ODB on repeat, Weaver making some Racoon bait in the back yard, more Super Tecmo Bowl fun, and probably a hundred other things lost to the ether.  The night ended as most nights do, with the eventual scattering of the masses to their corner of Brolympic Headquarters.  Another year in the books. 

One of the many scavenger hunt items left for Ty to find throughout the year.

Thanks for all the kind words as far as enjoying the recaps- looking forward to some new laughs and making more memories next weekend!