Mini-Update

Four hour dental procedure (part one of at least two) w/ root canal.

Over


Hat toss to the face.*


*barely

Soooo...

How was your weekend, rest of world?




Recap to follow. (Before the Mayan calendar ends)

Those with pics/ videos, send them my way. Will need them for recap.

Great weekend all. Can't wait till next year. Thanks for all the positive feedback.

Last Exit

Well everyone, barring any live updates during Friday night's green team pep rally, this may be the last post until the recap in August of 2013. 

There is now an 80% chance of rain for the late afternoon/ evening, but the morning looks fine. (minus the humidity...going to get swampy in crotchtown if you know what I mean*)

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Anyhow, it's pretty evident everyone is pumped for tomorrow. (I almost called my doctor due to my erection lasting 48 hours)  Hope you all have enjoyed the show.  Signing off until next time...



Happy Brolympic Eve

Finally...

Star Man has come BACK to CORNWALL BOROUGH!!!!!!!

Seriously thought we were going to disappoint again with promising Pro Wrestling for NES.  We thought we had it, but then we didn't. (great story)   A little detective work turned up some magical store at the East Mall full of old video games.  Grabbed the last copy.  (probably ever)

I also procured a few other titles to reach the minimum amount I could charge. Awaiting patiently to give one of you a flying cross chop.  (in person or via the game)

Also, I completely forgot the Piranha's finisher was to beat off in your ear until completely exhausted. 

The Bets are In

I think the biggest upset is that I recieved everyone's picks on time.  Thanks for taking a few minutes to get these in before Saturday.

Struggling with the idea of sharing results, because I don't want the events or actions of anyone swayed by others votes.  However, there are some that are harmless to share, and I think I'll toss a few out this way:

WHO'S READY FOR SOME BAD ASS EXCELL PIE CHARTS ON A THURSDAY MORNING!

Starting Lineups

Introducing your 2012 Brolympic Participants!

From the two time defending champs the Maroon Team:

- A polyamorous PA Sports Fan, transplanted from Shiremanstown to Beaver Falls; like C & C Music Factory his cross over dribble will make you go hmmm...let's hear if for #6

ANTHONY DELUCA!!!

- He's had more schooling than I will have in three life times; when he's not saving lives, he's ending them...on the Grid Iron...let's give a warm brolympic welcome to our site host #20

TYLER FUGATE!!!

- A Graduate of the Dick Trickle Driving Academy w/ a masters in Craigslist and Golden Tee; He's a Real American, so eat your vitamins and say your prayers for #13

STEVE LEWIS!!!

- A not so closet Disney officianado; he'll put one by you in net faster than you can say "hey foxymophandlemama that's me"; he may trade a kidney for a slim jim, let's give it up for #10

MIKE MOTZ!!!

- A fan of the Steel City, Tequila, and Kicking Ass; His biceps could lead to HGH testing for next years events; He's prolific for making Brolympic Babies, let's just hope it's not during Corn Hole! Introducing # 26

NATE PIGOTT!!!

And now the runner up for the past two years, The Green Team:

- Never afraid to stir things up; he eats grizzly and shits flannel; he'll be raining ringers like he's pissing busch light; and you wouldn't like him when he's angry, lets hear it for Big E himself, #40

CHRIS ERNO!!!

- Pound for pound our hairiest competitor;  blood like marinara; a five meal athlete at the top of his game, ladies and gentleman get those fannies off your seats for #17

MIKE ERNO!!!

- He'll be flashing leather like Jessie Spano in Showgirls; dropping deuces like it's his job; a Canadian and Arena Football league savant, give it up for #43

CHAD LENTZ!!!

- Representing the dirty south, professional Joose connoisseur and fantasy nascar legend; he'll be giving the paparazzi plenty of eye candy; so lets turn up the Octane for #22

DAVE ROSSELLO!!!

- He'll sleep in your daughter's bed and then vomit from it; a professional bathroom re-decorator; and this teams only glimmer of something called stamina, let's extend a warm brolympic welcome to #27

DAVE WEAVER!!!

Congratulations you're all winners*

*except for 50% of you