FRIDAY EVENING:
After another pleasant round at Iron Valley our crew headed to the clubhouse for some refreshments and dinner. Always looking to provide nourishment, Chris bought a round for the guys...a round of cheesecake. Instead of purchasing by the slice, he bought the entire pie at the discounted price of sixtyfive(ish) dollars. Midway through dinner, we suffered our first casualty. One can only assume he had experienced a touch of jet lag from his GA to PA flight.
After a standing ten count from guest referee Mills Lane, Rose was escorted back to Bro HQ for some rest and recuperation. Unfortunately he was still having trouble acclimating back to PA time, and missed the start of the new and improved Selection Show held in the new and improved outdoor amphitheater of Bro HQ.
Some highlights:
Uh oh...Rose is up for a Virtual Wild Card Wheel Game...lets check in on him...
I think the altitude is higher in PA...you gotta be careful.
Three quarters of the way through the selection show we received a message from inside Brolympic HQ. Our sleeping Georgian received a penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct (all over the carpet). Time out for damage control. After a brief break, and some black magic by Nate to restore the proper carpet nap, we resumed the show...
With the conclusion of the selection show, all event orders and matchups were set. Shortly afterwards, the fellas scattered to their assigned nooks and crannies inside Bro HQ for the evening.
OPENING CEREMONIES
The morning came far too soon for some of our athletes. Even after a hearty breakfast, some were finding it hard to get moving. Chris found some early morning inspiration to be fired up, as he found some discarded cheesecake on the side of Bro HQ. "That's at least $8!" Luckily Rose was ready to rip with his annual starting of the games.
And with that ceremonial funnel, the Seventh Annual Brolympic Games had officially begun!
PROP BETS:
- Selection Show Start Time: Over/Under 8:30 p.m.- UNDER
- Rose sings "Bodies": FALSE
- Pipes Smoked O/U 1.5: OVER
- Opening Ceremony Funnel Time: Over/Under 3.5 Seconds: OVER
- First to Deuce: Lewis
UP NEXT:
- A little post breakfast pong
- Maybe the last hockey game ever
- A Darkhorse MVP for HR Derby
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