Monday, October 3, 2016

Starting Line Ups- Part I


Welcome to the Brolympic Sports Programming Network's Brolympic VII Preview Special! After five consecutive years of clear cut winners, BRO VI ended in some ambiguity.  In a recap special unearthed by Pedro Gomez on some site called, Brolympic Platinum, we have recently learned that IBC Officials botched a pivotal score last year. Pedro with the follow up:

"Thanks Fellas, I'm here in Cornwall Borough, where we're less than one week away from Brolympic VII.  I have to be honest, I sort of stumbled upon this news.  I was searching for Tebow Fan Fiction when I found pages and pages of homoerotic beer funneling.  Let's just say I was engrossed.  The ripple effects of the recent discovery of poor record keeping has yet to fully be explored.  I'd have to imagine it may help properly motivate Team Blue from last years games.  Although a combined Oh-fer in Brolympic History should also be a motivating factor."
 Thanks Pedro, you huge weirdo.  Let's take a look at this years starting line ups and their fantasy implications.  Beginning with the Champs:
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We'll be back after this brief commercial break with the run down of the challengers.  

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