You may or may not be laying witness to the new, Event MVP belt. The golden toilet seat, may or may not be missing. Lots of unanswered questions. Such as, will this be able to be worn by anyone? (unlikely, unless you're a size 22) "Did you buy this dress-up toy, unsuccessfully spray paint it once, prime it with plastic spray paint primer, then re-spray paint it, and then finally finish it with some glossy seal spray?", might be another one of those unanswered questions.
I may or may not be using my time on earth wisely.
Extremely wisely. Your dedication and hilarious buildup to making these incredible events is so outstanding and appreciated.
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