That's Rank- Bowling Edition

Welcome to the latest installment of "That's Rank".  This week, we're tackling a Brolympic classic.  Maybe the most pivotal event of the day.  That's right...Bowling.  

Bowling

 Bowling is where momentum swings occur.  I'm not talking about the actual outcome of the event, as that has been historically one-sided.  I'm talking about individual momentum. Being the half-way part of the day, you're either starting to fade due to poor conditioning (excessive jooze funneling), or you're kicking it into another gear.  Including the actual drinking games, this may be the "thirstiest" event of the day, and the performances on and off the lanes are often legendary.  However, if you aren't careful, bowling may make you MIA for the rest of the day.

I doubt I need to explain the glorious splendor of this event any further.  Instead, let me remind everyone how crazy the scores were last year:

Game 1

Team Maroon: 684

Team Green: 638

Game 2

Team Maroon: 591

Team Green: 604

Game 3

Team Maroon: 701

Team Green: 670

Can we please look at the 3rd game once more.  SEVEN HUNDRED AND ONE...WTF guys?!  PBA much?!  And for the record, 670 for Team Green with the Erno Handicap couldn't be replicated with bumpers, that's how locked in we were.  Enough of living in the past, pro/con time m-fers.

Pros:

• All around entertaining.  A LOT going on at the alley.
• Copious amounts of beverages.
• Thirsty van rides.
• Van driver conversations
• Airing your nuts out over the air vent
• Fashionable footwear
• Rose's bowling shirt
• Rose's letters for his bowling shirt
• Prop bet "souvenirs"
• Sober up face slaps
• Tequila

Cons 

• Tequila
• False advertising by bowling alley (re: table taps, or anything resembling food)
• Not Rock n' Bowl 
• Also not Savannah's
• Oh for Three

FINAL RANKING:

OMG a BINGO PLUS?! UNHEARD OF!!!