Thursday, May 30, 2013

Breaking News

White smoke has been spotted from the Brolympic Conclave, and a roster decision has been made.  Drum roll please...

After much deliberating, numerous polls, backroom deals and a chalk board resembling Will Hunting's... it has been determined that teams will remain the same.  This was not the easiest of processes, and may not please everyone, but a compromise has been reached.  Same teams, with the caveat that events will need tinkered with.  Specifics have not been nailed down, but in order to keep teams the same, some of the physical events will be modified.  If this doesn't help close the gap, then next year teams will be blown up. We appreciate everyone's feedback and passionate responses involving feces.  

That being said, now we can focus on more entertaining topics, like adding events, Friday evening expansion, and favorite porn sites.  (All American Midget Tossing Pornorama?)  Speaking of good old fashion fun, I'll be emailing everyone for t-shirt sizes so I can start that glorious process.

Final thought...everyone have October 12 blocked off still?  No weddings, anniversaries, bed bath and beyond or excuses. 
Be there, or be dead.

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