Breaking News

White smoke has been spotted from the Brolympic Conclave, and a roster decision has been made.  Drum roll please...

After much deliberating, numerous polls, backroom deals and a chalk board resembling Will Hunting's... it has been determined that teams will remain the same.  This was not the easiest of processes, and may not please everyone, but a compromise has been reached.  Same teams, with the caveat that events will need tinkered with.  Specifics have not been nailed down, but in order to keep teams the same, some of the physical events will be modified.  If this doesn't help close the gap, then next year teams will be blown up. We appreciate everyone's feedback and passionate responses involving feces.  

That being said, now we can focus on more entertaining topics, like adding events, Friday evening expansion, and favorite porn sites.  (All American Midget Tossing Pornorama?)  Speaking of good old fashion fun, I'll be emailing everyone for t-shirt sizes so I can start that glorious process.

Final thought...everyone have October 12 blocked off still?  No weddings, anniversaries, bed bath and beyond or excuses. 

Be there, or be dead.

New Feature Alert

Looking to add some content in between brain storming sessions and legitimate updates, I've decided to add some inspirational pictures found on the interweb.  These will either inspire you to new heights or motivate you to keep from ending up like the poor chumps in the photos.  Without further ado:

Picture Pages

Let's just assume Billy C. is cool with us using the title.

Inspired yet?

How about now?  Rose?

I'm not going to judge, still looks refreshing.

I propose we make this a prop bet, just so someone's neck is used as a junk rest.

Clear as Mud

Here are the results of our latest survey:

As you can see, we are in a dead heat for Keeping Teams the Same and Trade Scenario #1.  This may seem like a nuisance to some, but we are going to have to drill down the results and present one more survey w/ only the top two options as choices.  I know it's a long way away to be thinking about teams, but trust me, they need solidified before some awesome planning can continue. 

ROSTER VOTE 2.0

(please answer by 5/19/13)

Short of getting everyone together for a Billy Madison style debate over the choices, I hope this is the fairest resolution.  

As a review:

There is a thought that last years Team Green will never win Basketball or Hockey (or possibly bowling).  That automatically puts them at a -2 handicap.  Thus the Anthony/ Chad swap.  Anthony helping Team Green in Hockey and Basketball and fitting in nicely all around.  Chad helping Maroon in Hockey, a consistent bowler, co-mvp of Cornhole and fitting in nicely all around.(that's what she said)

The counter argument is to leave the teams the same.  Team Green is a rule change away from winning shoes and at least tying the day at 5-5.  With the tiebreak being who could wake Chris up without losing an appendage*.

*pending league approval

Thanks again for input, always striving to make the day weekend as fair and as fun as possible. I promise all this nonsense will be worth it.   

Shock the Monkey

Alright fellas, so the previously reliable Blogger poll appears to not be saving anyone's votes.  I have no idea how much feedback has been turned in or what the results are.  That being said, I have been forced to reach out to a second party website to create this one question survey.  Take a look at this survey monkey link and vote again.  Same question, same choices.  Let's bang this out so I can prepare for a variety of team specific needs for BROIV. 

Let's try to have everyone toss a vote out by Monday, May 13.  If this works, maybe I'll use this site for more feedback related questions. (until I run this bitch like a dictator, and wipe my ass with the results)

Editorial note: look at the range of this post...from a gorilla in an electric chair to Kim Jon riding a decorated horse.  I feel a 2013 Webby coming Brolympic Platinum's way.