Vino Bong

Was looking up a price on a bottle of wine, when I came across this site:

Notice the highlighted pretentious comment? If you can't read it, it says:

Tasted by Winward on 1/13/2011: Agree with below. Not such a
mouthful as a typical jammy shiraz, but still a little sweet and lacking in
depth. Somehow the flavor leavels one with a slightly empty sensation - a little
synthetic/manufactured (690 views)

I'd like Rose to do a similar review for Green Apple Jooze, or Chris to do one on Busch Light or moonshine. I think that would help class this joint up. Not that the chick flipping over her handle bars into a giant pond doesn't already achieve that goal.

This has nothing to do with anything.

Enjoy:

History Repeats Itself...

(insert your own training montage here)

In order not to hear any combination of the following during hour one of the broylimpics:

1). AED anyone?
2). Even his vomit is bacon scented.
3). That seems about right. (in reference to my life expectancy)
4). No one looses control of his bowels w/ less dignity.

I decided to implement a loose* training regiment. After maneuvering through central PA's largest buffet, and sampling the Fugate's meat basket last weekend I was off to an ominous start.

*like Paris Hilton (minus the copious amounts of STD's) after a bottle of Grey Goose.

I had hoped to hop back on the tread mill with some NCAA 2009 College Football. I fired up my dynasty (last saved in 2008). I remember why I quit playing. A sloppy loss to Illinois washed over me like a Nam flashback. After spotting Michigan 24 points in the first two quarters, I decided it was too detrimental to the health of my fake college program (last touched 3 years ago) to continue treadmill gaming. Being the competitor that I am, I found a comfy position in my recliner and miraculously scored with 7 seconds left in the 2nd quarter to bring the score 24-7. Long story short, I ended up winning 42 - 31. Maybe the 4th best day of my life.

I'm no physician, but my heart rate was certainly up, so I've decided to stick with my tried and true mode of achieving heart rate acceleration...porn and sports.

I think the results speak for themselves.

+ 2 pounds

Special Message

Print this out and hang it above your bed.

(next to your A.C. Slater centerfold)

Bulletin Board Material

On how Ty's new place is generally a centralized location for everyone except for Rose and Anthony:

That's what you get for moving to shitsburg. F*ck him. Quote me on that.

- Chad L. (six beers deep*)

*at least

2010 Rewind: sponsored by Tampax

Here we take a look back at a very competitive moment from the 2010 games:

Don't adjust your monitors, britches and/ or bitches...

WE'RE BACK BABY!

Hopefully everyone is well into their Brolympic off-season conditioning. If your goal was to see me more out of shape than last year*... than mission accomplished.

* for those playing at home, this means I'll cramp up in the middle of the first event instead of after it.


GAME DAY

This should already be highlighted/ bedazzled on your calendar...The 2011 Brolympics will Commence on Oct. 15, 2011.

POLL(ish SAUS)

We have a variety of topics that need to be hammered out before now and October. What better way to handle this than by tossing out some polls. We will attempt to hear everyone's preferences, but due to logistics/ me not giving a damn you may be stuck with certain events you may or may not be thrilled about. (sorry Rose, no competitive deep throating/ speed jooze bonging)

That being said, get to voting.

NEW EVENTS

If you have any events that aren't listed on the poll, please share your thoughts asap. (whether the above is selected or not, know I will be purchasing stock in their company. I mean, I like where their heads are at...I can only assume that is vodka squirting onto the rink right?)


PARTING MOTIVATIONAL THOUGHT

Eat your vitamins, rest your livers, stretch your vagina's* and say your prayers, Brolympics 2011 is right around the corner.

*DO NOT google image search vagina stretch (at least not at work)