DATE
If you are asking yourself, "When is this rager again?", please, please, please mark the date:
OCTOBER 15th BITCHES
SHIRTS
Have already been ordered. Some of you have seen a sneak peak at the design. Classy enough to wear to a high end strip club, not too stuffy to wear a your favorite relatives wake. Ty will hit us up with the details of what we need to kick back to him.
NEW TROPHY
Hypothetically speaking, say I spent a good hour or so in my garage with some recycled plastics, super glue and a drill? Glorious doesn't describe it. Sort of like a 3 a.m. bowel movement after a night out on the town. Sometimes you have to see it to believe it.
Don't worry the good ol' toilet seat has survived two moves and will be around this year to continue acting as our individual MVP award for each event. (It may or may not have been used at 3 a.m. over the last year. No promises.)
WHAT ABOUT THE EVENTS?
Good question dick. They are pretty much finalized and will revealed in an upcoming post. Hopefully in the order of the events with estimated start times.
MISC
The good news is that we don't have to bring our passports to go bowling this year. It's a little closer to home base. We're still trying to work out travel arrangements so that no one has to risk their life riding with Lewis, as he treats getting to and from alley like an 11th event.
Bad news/ Good News- The bad news is I've been having some arm pain (too much YouPorn), but the good news (for my team, not you other f'ers) is that the doctors gave me some steroids. Don't worry, it's in pill form, so none of my teammates have to erotically rub the cream or the clear on my back side. Finally, I hope you checked out the Turkey Bowl site for a glimpse at Hogg's favorite new boy band and a growing concern over the remodelling choices being made at Moe's.
